And Now No Pillows

Sochi Is Running Out of Pillows

Four days before the Winter Games begin, Sochi staffers are looking for a few goose men

The Olympics officially kick off Friday. We imagine many a staffer and volunteer are scurrying around the Black Sea resort of Sochi, trying to prepare for the glamorous opening ceremony and making sure all security protocols are in place. But it turns out that Russia, despite spending a reported $51 billion on the most expensive Olympics ever, neglected a few key details.

It appears there aren’t enough pillows for the athletes in the Olympic Village. This news comes via the Instagram posts of Luiza Baybakova, a member of the catering staff for the games..

Sochi is clearly and massively underprepared. It’s sad and alarming, considering the allegations of corruption and abuse surrounding these games. But there’s at least one amusing takeaway: the hashtags posted by Baybakova (which admittedly might seem funnier in English): “Help with the pillows! #Sochi2014 #Olympics #OlympicCamp #OlympicVillage #ManyAthletes #PillowForEveryone #TakingPillows #CantSleepWithNoPillow.”

On a subsequent post featuring a pillow, she added, “#TheyreTakingOurPillows #OlympicPillow #WhereDoAthletesComeFrom #PlzDontTake.”

And here’s a notice to volunteers, which translates as follows:

“ATTENTION, DEAR COLLEAGUES!

Due to an extreme shortage of pillows for athletes who unexpectedly arrived to Olympic Village in the mountains, there will be a transfer of pillows from all apartments to the storehouse on 2 February 2014. Please be understanding. We have to help the athletes out of this bind.”

Yes, i Said “Giant Wooden Penis”

Pranksters: 1
Kremlin Critic: 0

Last Monday, when Katya Romanovskaya left her Moscow apartment for work, she discovered that her car had a giant phallus strapped to it with a metal chain. Upon further examination, she discovered that the shaft was made out of one tree trunk, the veins elaborately, carefully carved. Two other, smaller pieces of wood were attached to either side. It was hard to remove: the thing weighed well over 200 lbs.

full story here: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116460/wooden-cock-putin-critics-car-russia … pic.twitter.com/jUxdPXYLBj

SochiFail Twitter Feed

@JenneySandy : #Olympics In case you havent heard, #Sochi is kind of a disaster. Take a look. . . http://t.co/aPHVbzRp7G 1 minute ago

WOW! They Call This Water – Sochi Olympics Fail

Tweets are coming in from Sochi and from the sounds of it, Sochi is kind of a disaster. See for yourself. …

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@weatherchannel : Journalists are having a rough time at the hotel in Sochi, Russia: http://t.co/6krO0S1p4J http://t.co/n4OBLxqZTf 3 minutes ago

Sochi Winter Olympics 2014: It’s a Disaster at the Media Hotel – weather.com

Journalists arriving in Sochi, Russia for the Winter Olympics have been shocked by THIS. …

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http://inagist.com/all/431197869048336384/

Love it: A Sochi Problems Twitter feed. https://t.co/f8YJ9gILqA

Athlete’s Accomodations at Sochi

Sochi!

Don’t Fish in the Toilet and Other Sochi Olympics Rules

Canadian skier Sebastien Toutant posted this image of a bathroom sign in Sochi, ahead of the Winter Olympics, Feb. 1, 2014. (@SebToots/Twitter)

There are going to be a lot of rules at the Sochi Olympics, as Russia and world athletes strive for tight security, but some of the strictest and strangest may come inside the bathroom. Canadian snowboarder Sebastien Toutant tweeted a photo this past weekend of a sign hanging inside the bathroom in the Sochi games.

No fishing in the toilets. That’s a good one to remember in loos around the world, Olympics fans.

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