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Sources: NFL Knew What Evil Lurking Within Heart Of Man | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

NEW YORK—Amidst reports that high-level executives lied to the public in order to cover up their complicity in a number of scandals currently plaguing the league, sources confirmed Wednesday that officials in the NFL front office have long been aware of what evil lurks deep within the heart of man. “Several key figures within the organization definitely knew about the frigid depths of the soul, its underlying and cascading darkness, far earlier than they are claiming,” said one source with knowledge of the situation, alleging that detailed information on human nature’s immutable wickedness was available to the league for months, if not years.

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