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Obamacare-Hatin’ Sheriff Wants You To Pay His Medical Bills For Him, Because He Ain’t Got No Obamacare | Wonkette

Mack, the founder of the Constitutional Sheriffs and Peace Officers Association, suffered a heart attack in January and is in recovery. His wife fell ill late last year. Mack is on the board of Oath Keepers, a right-wing fringe group made up of police and military veterans, and is known for supporting Cliven Bundy in his standoff against the federal government. He is also an ardent opponent of Obamacare.

“The States do not have to take or support or pay for Obamacare or anything else from Washington DC. The States are not subject to federal direction,” he wrote on his website”

Obamacare-Hatin’ Sheriff Wants You To Pay His Medical Bills For Him, Because He Ain’t Got No Obamacare | Wonkette

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/sheriff-mack-gofundme-medical-billsObamacare-Hatin’ Sheriff Wants You To Pay His Medical Bills For Him, Because He Ain’t Got No Obamacare | Wonkette.

Backyard crows bring gifts to 8-year-old girl who feeds them: ‘It’s showing me how much they love me’

She often photographs the crows and other birds, and she lost her lens cap in a nearby alley a few weeks ago while photographing a bald eagle.

When she returned home, the lens cap was sitting on the edge of the birdbath.

Mann checked video from the surveillance camera she set up to record the birds and spotted a crow bringing the lens cap into the yard, walking it to the birdbath, and then rinsing it off.

“I’m sure that it was intentional,” she said. “They watch us all the time. I’m sure they knew I dropped it. I’m sure they decided they wanted to return it.”

via Backyard crows bring gifts to 8-year-old girl who feeds them: ‘It’s showing me how much they love me’.

Neighbors Helping Neighbors, or “Karma MF”

It’s always nice to see people pitching in to help a neighbor at a time of tragedy. Or not.

I passed this house driving through the City of Newburgh.
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They tagged the side of the house too
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Can you appreciate the care taken in this tag? The balance. The structure. Carefully chosen phrase lovingly centered on the canvas. Notice they didn’t say “Bitch”, or spell our “motherfucker”. “MF” fits there perfectly.

On Blackbeard’s Ship: Syphilis Syringe, Rectal Pump

“Also discovered were what’s left of two devices, known as pump clysters, intended for sending fluid into one’s rectum. Researchers plan further investigation to figure out just why the crew needed them.”

This is hilarious. Items found on Blackbeard’s ship. They can’t IMAGINE why a bunch of men at sea together for months at a time would need enemas. No clue whatsoever. Nope, not at all.

via On Blackbeard’s Ship: Syphilis Syringe, Rectal Pump.